A FOUR-LETTER WORD DAY

Yep, today was one of THOSE days.  You may think we mean bad words that get bleeped out of TV shows.  Well, not exactly, but we think a s*** day should be bleeped out as well!

Yeah, that cold, wet, slushy stuff that makes us crazy.  You may be a dog that likes s***.  Maybe you’re a husky or sled dog or one of those with hunting instincts or long hair.  You dogs probably have a long snout that can keep the rest of your face from getting all s**** and cold and wet, too.  Not us.   It’s important to get just the right smells to allow us to---uh-hmmm--do our business. But with the s***, we have to bury our faces all the way into that cold, wet stuff, and believe me, if you had a nose wrinkle, you’d want to avoid it, too.  Wet and nose wrinkle lead to all sorts of nastiness!

 You’ll see that only Gus gets a photo today in the s***.  That’s because I’m smart enough to do my business (smell or no smells) fast and get back into the house.  Gus can take F-O-R-E-V-E-R to get his job(s) done, so he was outside long enough for Guardian to catch him on camera.  He looks like he may be trying to taste some of that four-letter-word stuff.  But when he got back home, he told me he was really just sticking his tongue out at that bleepin’ stuff!

Now, I'm going back to my warm, dry, comfy spot.  Enough of that four-letter word today, please!