We found out more why Guardian left us for a bunch of days. Turns out she took classes to become a better dog communicator, and it seems to be working. Gus and I agree that even though she’s acting weird, we’ll go along with it for now. She’s not talking as much, making strong hand gestures and occasionally body tapping us to get us to do things--sort of good in a way, strangely enough. We get tired of too much human talking.
Still, she hasn’t completely forgotten how to be like she was before she left us. We get lots of loving--just not so all the darn time. It’s a relief, really. We never quite felt comfortable with all that attention, even if we loved it. Don’t know how to explain it, but we feel calmer now.
We know that Guardian is very happy she went, and because she hasn’t totally ignored us since she returned, we think it was all ok. Except she missed my 10 bone birthday. Well...I’ll forgive her for that. After a point, it’s OK to ignore those years piling up.
HOWEVER, we saw some photos recently that proves she was cheating on us.
Who is that strange dog kissing her?
|Guardian holding up a tag that had OUR photos on it! So our avatars were there, at least.|
Guardian told us that the 1000 pug photo lady got sick and she couldn’t share Valentine’s Day with us like we thought. So when she gets better she’ll come to see us. We know that she doesn’t yet have the 1000 pugs she needs for her book, so we feel it's important to help her reach that big number. So Puglet (if you ever read this), tell your human we still want to meet her and help her out. We hope she gets all better soon.
If you want to see some really cool pug photos, go to http://1000pugs.com/.
One day we’ll have our pug mugs on there, too, we hope!